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Amar jonmer porpor jeta amake bola hoto ta silo "Ey meye tar ma-baba dujoneri mukh khub ujjol korbe". Hoyto sobai khub khusi hoyei kothagulo bolto. Kenona ektukro chader moto sundor futfute ekti shishu,jar jonmo hoyesilo Eid'r din Sukrobar. Ami ektu ektu kore boro hote laglam r amar soundorjo aro prokash pete thaklo. Amar baba silen ekjon garment bebosayi. Dhaka, Narayangonj r Gazipur a silo tar 15ti garments. Maa prothom dikey chakri korten air hostess hishebe Biman a. Kintu prem kore baba k biye korar por chakri sere dilen. Ey nye baba'r ovijoger onto silona.Amar baba silen khubi shadhincheta ekjon manush. Tar boktobbo silo-"Amar etogulo factory te hajar hajar mohila kaj koren,othocho amar stree hoye tumi grihini hoye bashay boshe thakbe! Olosh mostishko shoitaner karkhana!" kothagulo ami prothom dike bujhtam na. Amar kase mone hoto baba keno sudhu sudhu chakri korte bolse! Amader ki aro takar proyojon? Na, baba to ma'r hat khoroch hishebe onek taka den,chakri korle ma ja peto tar cheye 5gun beshi. Ami kono somadhan petam na. Amar boyoser r 10ta meyer tulonay ami silam nitantoy gadha!Tokhon amar boyos 9 par hoyese matro. Amader bashay 3jon kajer lok,1jon mali,2jon driver,1jon manager kaj korto. Kajer loker moddhe 2jon silo 16/17 bosor boyosi,arekjon 35/36,naam silo- Sahana,Maleka & Rashedar Ma. Ami tokhon frok pori. Buker maap tokhono change hoyni. Ekdin dekhi Sahana amar room poriskar korte ese faka room a (hoyto vebesilo ami ney! Ami silam toilet a) aynar samne dariye jamata oporey tule bukdutote hat buliye buliye dekhse. Ami obak hoye gelam jokhon dekhlam-Sahana'r patla sorire vari duto dudh fule onek boro hoye gese! Ami bujhte dilam na,j,ami oy room a asi. Thik same ghotona Malekake ekdin korte dekhesilam.Sahana r Maleka amar room a rate thakto. Ek rate amar ghum majh rate venge gelo. Sahana r Maleka tokhon ghum a kada hyet.Amar room thke baba mar room coridoor dye ektu vetorer dike. Ami room theke ber hoye mar kase ghumabo jonno mar room er dike egye gelam. Gye dorja alto kore dhakka dye room er vetor dhuklam. Alo jalano silo kintu room a keu ney. Mar dressing roomta baba bed room er motoy boro kore banyese,sekhane khub sundor r boro ekta devine o ase. Dressing room er dorjay darye amar sara sorir diye ekta sihoron chole gelo! Ma du pa fak kore devine a shoa,r baba mar jonite mukh dye ki jeno chuse khacse! Ami ek dour dye amar room a eshe bisanay shuye hapate laglam!Kintu kono ek ojana moho amake abar sey room a tene nye gelo. Ami ebar ja dekhlam ta amar nijeri bissas holo na. Kenona,mar sotto joni te baba tar eya lomba r mota nunu dhukacse r ber korse. R ma bethay kokiye uthse. Amar khub rag holo babar upor,ma ki emon oporadh korese j baba evabe ma k marse. Ami amar room a fire gye balish a mukh guje kadte laglam! Pordin baba chole gelo Singapore. Ki jeno ek business er kaje. Ami Mastermind school a portam,tai khub sokale uthe garite kore driver chacha amake niye ber hoto school er uddesshe. Sedin school theke ferar poth a hothat amar chachato vai Arafat er sathe dekha. Arafat vaia ektu shemla but darun manly & handsome chehara. Amar ey chacha dentist. Malibagh a tar ekta dental college ase. Arafat vaiao naki babar moto dentist hobe! Ami khub posondo kortam vaia k. Soto belay kotodin amake kol a kore niye ****olokkhar tir a ghurye enesilo! Onek bar amake sishu park niye gesilo. Amader bashay elei amar jonno ekgada chocolet niye ashto. Shey vaia k dhanmondite dekhe ami gari theke matha ber kore chitkar kore daak dilam "Kala vaia"... Amar dak sune vaia amader garir kase ese bollo,"Ki re picchi soytan,kemon asish?" Ami ekgal heshe bollam valo. Tarpor vaia bollo porikkha sesh,tai ekta laptop kinlo. Ami khub excited. Coz pc thakleo baba amake game khelte dey na,vaia k kono vabe potye jodi bashay niye jete pari t**** mon vore game khelte partam! Tai vaia k raji korlam amader bashay giye koykdin thakte. Vaia amar sathe oder bashay giye bag a kapor r laptop ta niye chacha-chachi k bole amader bashy chollo. Amar 1mash summer vacation,tai ey ekmash konovabe vaia k atke rekhe game khelar shadh mitiye nitam! Babao 1mash por deshe firben. Amar anondo r dekhe ke? Bashay giyei amar moddhe ekta osukh abiskar korlam! Koikdin dhorey pet a pain silo,gosol korte giye dekhlam amar panty te rokto! Ami chitkar kore ma k deke bathroom a ene bollam amar kete gese,kintu kothay kete gese ta bujhlam na,kintu joni diye rokto porse,ami bodhoy morey jabo,ey bole vison kanna jure dilam. Ma hashte hashte pete khil dhorye fello. Amar khub rag holo,ami bollam amar koster kotha,r ma hashse! Ma tokhon amake bujhye bollo j ekhon theke onekdin porjonto proti mash a amar emon hobe! Ami ghrinay shiure uthlam. Tokhon ma amake ek packet Senora napkin dilo r kivabe porte hoy dekhiye dilo. Ami ottonto ghrina nye beparta ayotto korlam. Bashay Arafat vaia,r tar samne giye jodi amar divider ba shorts a rokto lege thake! Ki lojja ki lojja!Prothom din saradin bisanay ghumye katalam. Vai j kothay,tar khojtukuo nite parlam na. Er moddhey ekti din sesh hoye gelo. Rat a ma amake tule khaoalo. Tarpor ekta pain killer diye amak ghum parye dilo. Kintu majh rate fishfish sobdo sune amar ghum venge gelo. Dekhi amar room er dorja khola, mejhete maleka suye ase du pa fak kore,r driver chacha tar nunu ......dhukacse r bar korse maleka'r jonir vetor. Amar kanna pelo,Maleka ki emon dosh korese j driver chacha take petacse? Maleka hothat bole uthlo "Arektu jorey den,arektu jorey...ha ha khub aram paitasi,arektu jore,ummmmmm ahhhhh aro jore,aaaaaaaaaaa" tarpor dekhi driver chacha khub jore jore komor koyekbar jhakiye dhop kore malekar buker opor suye porlo. Ami khub obak hoye lokkho korlam,amar nijero icsa hote laglo erokom kisu korar! Ami AC'r moddheo ghamte laglam! Pordin maleka k eka deke niye sob ja ja dekhesi bollam. Sune khub voy pelo maleka,tarpor jokhon ami asshosto korlam je kaukeo bolbo na ekshorte jodi puro bishoy ta amake she janay tokhon she bollo,"Maiago vodar vitre betago dhon dhukaya chudle duijoney khub aram pay,eto aram j mone loy haradin dhoira chudtey thaki,kintu ekkhan somoissha,betago dhoner mal jodi amgo vodar vitre pore taile kintu pulapain hoia jaibo!" Ami obak hoye jiggesh korlam,"Tar mane amar jonmow hoyese evabey?Ta tumi j korle? Tomar baccha hobe na?" Tokhon Maleka uttor dilo,"Ami to bori khai,r jodi bori na khaitam-taile c+o+n+d+o+m poira chudto driver betay" Ami matha mundu kisui bujhlam na,sudhu etukui bujhlam kothagulo bolte giye maleka lojjay lal hoye jacsilo,r amar kemon jeno lagsilo,sobcheye birokto lagsilo etai j amar sorir diye bichitro ek nesha dhorano gondho ber hocsilo,jar sathe amar ager kono porichoy ney...Shebar shey 1mash j kondikdiye sesh hoye gelo ter paini.Arafat vaia amader bashay 2din silo,tarpor tar friendra mile Saint Martins jawar plan koray vaia chole giyesilo. But kotha diyesilo j er por sujog kore obossoy amader bashay eshe besh kisudin thakbe.SSC te vaiar result khub valo hoyesilo.College a vorti howa niye ektu busy thakay amar shathe vaiar r dekha hoyni.2to bosor kete gelo. Ey 2 bosore ullekh korar moto j ghotona gulo ghotesilo ta holo- 1.Maleka pregnant hoye poray take driver chachar sathe biye diye dilo baba. Tarpor amader servent's quarter a oder jonno basha diye dewa holo. 2.Ami Amar room a eka thakte suru korlam. 3.Baba aro 5ta garment r ekta ship kinlo.Eto busy hoye gelo business niye j amar sathey dekha hoto mash a 3/4 bar. 4.Ma amader school a teacher hishebe join korlo,r din din jeno ma aro beshi sundor r akorshonio hoye uthte laglo. 5.Ami onekta boro hoye gelam!Ekhon amake 32 size er bra porte hoy! Jodio amar boyosh tokhon matro 14periyese! Onekgulo karon royese er pesone. Ami shishu academy te gaan sikhtam. Nach sekhar issao silo. Ma k bollam jokhon,ma ekjon ostad k bashay ashar jonno bole dilen. Ostad k ami ostadjee bole daktam. Amar tokhono ston valovabe otheni. Kintu ritusrab suru hoyese 6mash age. Ostadjee prothom prothom khub valovabey gaan,nach r art sekhate laglen. Ami khub kom somoye bishoygulo ayotto kore fellam. Ostadjeer boyos silo 60r kasakasi,ma onake chacha boley dakto. Amades kola chorcha'r jate kono rokom beghat na ghote sejonno saader opore je room duto ase,tate amar kola chorcha cholte laglo. Jotokkhon na ami niche neme ashi totokkhon ma kaukeo opore jete diten na,amonki nijeo jeten na amar kola chorchar beghat ghotar asonkay. Ey sujogta oy lucsa buro kaje lagalo. Prae amake tar kotha moto jama khulte hoto,uni bolten "Bokkho na thakile nrittokola purnota pae na,tomar bokkhodoy jahate oti sighro unthito hoy tahar nimitte ami protteho 10minute dhoria tomar bokkho lehon koribo." Ha,uni amar na-otha dudhgulo kamor diye r chuse chuse bariye tolar mohan daittoti nilen! Kisudin jawar por bollen "Vari nitombo na thakile nrittokola purnota pae na,tomar nitombodoy jahate oti sighro unthito hoy tahar nimitte ami protteho 10minute dhoria tomar joni lehon koribo." Er por theke uni niomito amake nogno kore amar dudh r joni 1ghonta dhore chuse khete laglen! Prothom prothom ghrina r lojja lagleo porer dike amar nesha hoye giyesilo. Jedin uni ashten na,ami nije onar bashay giye hajir hotam.Majhe majhe uni jonite angul dhokanor chesta korten,kintu ami vison betha petam jonno ami angul dite ditam na.R aj obolilay bola jay uni sofol. Kenona amar ucchota 5'2"inch,figure slim but buker maap 32 r nitombo 35 ey 14 bosor boyoshey! 1bosor amake nach!gaan! R art! Sekhanor por obosso ostadjee kolkata chole gelen! Tobe ekta jinish tar valo silo,uni silen nopungsok,tai kokhono amar sathe jounokria korar chesta korenni,ekbar ami tar sisno dekhte cheyesilam kintu amake tini dekhan ni.Ostadjee ney 6mash hoye gelo. J nesha tini amake dhorye dye gelen ta amake kure kure khete laglo. Erokom somoye ami dhanmondi "FAMININE" a giye ekta jontro kine anlam jar naam "VIBRATOR". Ey jontroa chalu kore vogankur er opore dhore rakhte hoy,t**** naki feelings hoy. Abar jonir vetoreo naki dhokano jay,tokhon chorom feelings hoy. But ami besh kisudin try korlam but kono lav holona. Chamrar mukher shad ki jontro dite pare! Ami trisnarto silam,trisnartoi roye gelam. Ostadjee amake ki ek nesha dhorye dilo! Ey nesha to chorom sorbonasha! Ar amar ey sorbonash theke uddhar pete ekdin jid korey ekta angul dhukiye dilam amar jonir vetor,prochondo pain r bleeding niye vugte holo koyekdin, amar trisna apatoto sthito holo.Arafat vaia hothat ekdin hajir. Baba Australia te,ma suti niye bashay,r amar exam seshe 15diner vacation. Sob miliye ekta anonder jhor boye gelo amader upor diye! HSC exam diye kisudin ektu relax thakte chay vaia,tai tader VOXY niye chole eshese amader niye Saint Martins g**** ashbe bole. Amra sobai sanonde raji. Arafat vaia,ma,ami tinjone mile pordin vor a rowna dilam... Arafat vaia j eto valo driving korte pare ta amar jana silona. Tir'er bege sutse gari othocho etotukuo gorbor hochsilo na chalanote. Ami ar sotto sey meyeti ney,ey kothata bodhoy vaia bemalum vule gese,taito ektu porpor jiggesh korse "Ki re picchi soytan,kisu khabi naki,ektu rest nibi naki,bomi korbi naki?" Sarata poth a eshob kotha bole amake birokto kore marlo! Mukhe birokti dekhaleo vetore vetore ami khub enjoy korsilam!Poth a besh koyekbar refreshment biroti diyeo 1tay giye Chittagong pousalam. Chittagong a amader bari ase. Prae purotai vara dewa,tobe ekta room attached bath soho amader jonno rakha thake. Baba business'r kaje ekhane ele thaken. Amrao caretaker k agey bole rekhesilam,tai jhokjhoke room a dhukey ami bisanay shuye porlam. Ekhan theke 2toy rowna dewa hobe. Ma bathroom a gelen gosol korte,Arafat vaia caretaker k garita dhuye rakhte bole room a eshe fresh hoye boshlo ma'r gosol sesh hobar por. Cox'sBazar eo amader bari ase,tobe shetar 1ta boro flat sara bakigulo guest house hishebe vara dewa hoy. 4bed,drawing,kitchen,dining ar 5ta bathroom er amader flat ta amar khub posonder. Cox'sBazar pousey gelam sunset dekhte. Sondha porjonto thaklam. Off season howay ......lok-jon kom silo. Tarpor amra gelam pordin SaintMartins jabar bebostha korte,vaia ekta micro vara korlo-vor bela amader niye Teknaf a pouse debar jonno, r Keari Sinbad ship er ticket katlo, Hotel reservation complete korlo. Er por amra fire gelam flat a, giyei 3jon 3 bathroom dhuke gelam fresh gosol korte. Ektu por caretaker ekta chakma meyeke diye gelo bashar kajkormo korar jonno. Rannar jonno ekta baburchi silo but ma bollo ma nijey ranna korbe. Chakma meyetar naam silo Lipi,obossoy bangali naam,meyetar ma Chakma,kintu baba bangali,tai sheo sudhu cheharay chakma holeo adote puropuri bangali. Lipi jehetu amari boyoshi silo tai onek vab hoye gelo Lipir sathe. Raat 11tay amra khawa sere ghumute gelam coz vor a uthte hobe. Arafat vaia Keari Sinbad a arekta seat baralo Lipir jonno. Lipi amar room a mejhete bisana kore ghumiye gelo...Chakma meyera khub provu-vokto hoy,debotar moto mane tar monib k. Tar proman pelam raat 2tor somoy. Hotha ghum venge dekhi Lipi amar room a ney, room er dorja halka kore khola,ami bisana theke namlam bathroom g**** ese abar ghumiye porbo shey uddesshe. Kintu nemey ja dekhlam! Drawing room er sofay Arafat vaia boshe ase, tar track suit ektu namano,sekhan theke bishal kalo kuchkuche ekta sishno ber kora ja fule ase ar Lipi dui hat diye dhore rekhe ta onoboroto chusey cholese! Ek fake takiye dekhlam ma tar room er pordar aral theke drisshota dekhe chole gelo,ami mone mone vablam,ar bodhoy berano holo na.Hoyto ma ekhan thekey kal sokale Dhaka fire jabe! Monta ektu kharap hoye gelo,tobuo vaiar birjo puropuri ber na howa porjonto puro drissho ami aral theke dekhlam. Lipir mukhe birjo dhele thanda hoye vaia Lipi k 500takar ekta note dilo. Lipi khub khusi mon a fire eshe shuye porlo! Ami chinta korlam kal jehetu firey jabo tai ey sujogta ektu kaje lagye ney! Ami Lipi k deke tullam,tarpor mukh valo kore dhuye ashte bole ami mone mone thik korlam ki bolbo. Er moddhe Lipi chole elo,ami amar skirt ta gutiye panty namiye shuye porlam. Tarpor ar kisu bole dite holo na,Lipi nijey amar jonite mukh diye tar kaj suru kore dilo,ami chitkar kore uthte giyeo theme gelam,eto aram! Eto shanti! Kotodin por! Onkkhon dhore kheye kheye amar **** ghotye fello Lipi! Amio khub shanti peye 500takar ekta note dilam Lipi k. Khub shantir ekta ghum diye ghum vanglo vor6tay!!!...Amake ekebarey obak kore diye ma amake vor a ghum theke othalen! Ami ektu didha niye uthlam,tarpor dekhi ma khub shavabik vabey Arafat vaia k nasta dilen,amakeo dilen. Tarpor micro chole ele amra 4jon rowna dilam Teknaf'r uddesshe. Ki voyonkor sey poth! Aka-bakb,uchu-nichu,amar akekbar eto voy korte laglo! Saint Martins Island a ekta cottage vara kore nilo vaia. Shurute jevabe thakbo bole vebesilam,ta bodle fela holo. Keari Sinbad sere dilo... Jodio ami ageo gyesi Saint Martins a,tobuo ajker journeyta silo beshi anonder,onekdin por ager raat a ami halka hoyesilam! Sinbad'r pise pise ure ashsilo ojosro belehash/pankouri,tader mukhorito kolotan shunte shunte pouse gelam Saint Martins Island a.
